Making Headlines

"What is so special about this story?" the editor screamed.
       My heart began to sink.From where could I bring new stories everyday especially when "Politics" and "Crime" were not included in my job.
   "Sir, a snake measuring six-feet appeared and drank the milk offered to him.Isn't it a breaking news?"
   "What the hell is going on?A news on a snake.......
RUBBISH@%%@@.You should be FIRED."
     "Sir,the snake emerged from the back of Lord SHIVA's idol."
"So what?"
   "Sir,the temple where the idol is placed is an ancient temple.Our news shall read: LORD SHIVA's SNAKE DRINKS MILK IN THE ANCIENT TEMPLE"
     The editor seemed to be impressed,"LET IT BE THE FRONT PAGE NEWS"

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